May 2013
229 posts
Reblog if you've formed a meaningful relationship...
tennants-companion:
so I was forced to go to church and all these babies were screaming and I said “we wouldn’t be having this problem if the church supported abortion” and the guy next to me almost had a heart attack
doctorheavenharkness:
n0kil7ing:
sevenseasaurus:
Science experiment: Who is easiest to summon?
Egberts?
Pizza?
John Green?
A vegan?
The only way to find out is to reblog and wait. Wait patiently. Just wait. It will be good I promise.
fuck you vegans aren’t your source of entertainment you animal killers.
and the vegan wins
raggedycass:
This gif is a really accurate summary of my life
starksexual:
i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it
eyeslikecominghome:
a commercial for dominos was just on and i guess i was lovingly staring at the tv because my mom says to my dad “i wish you still looked at me like haley’s looking at that pizza”
buttspectre:
why would you want to be an offensive stereotype for Halloween
when u can be
this
the-laughing-cactus:
jaclcfrost:
if i was in a fictional universe i wouldn’t be the main character i’d probably be that friend of the main character who lacks supernatural powers or special abilities but makes up for it with sarcasm and really lame one-liners
selfdoubtandsyphilis:
dankestrnemes:
do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
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wildheartscantbebrokenever:
fuckyeahsexanddrugs:
pizzaforpresident:
pizzaforpresident:
A white girl walks into a tattoo shop. “Uhmm… Do you guys do infinity symbols? Like on wrists?”
guess how many white girls with infinity symbol tattoos on their wrists sent me angry messages because of this post?
an infinite amount?
HAHAHAHA
Hank's Tumblr: Thoughts on the Yahoo! Thing →
edwardspoonhands:
First, I love Tumblr and want to keep loving it. And yes, it is immediately terrifying to hear that Yahoo (which, from a lot of our perspectives, is a laughably backwards and culturally irrelevant company) is going to own Tumblr. I sympathize.
But there are a number of circumstances in which this will not be a disaster. Let’s think:
WHY TO NOT BE TERRIFIED
David Karp is...
My dash right now:
supernaturalapocalypse:
Yahoo
Yahoo
Yahoo
Fandoms uniting against Yahoo
OMFG Yahoo bought tumblr
If this is Yahoo…can I get pregnant by holding hands with my girlfriend?
Gif of tumblr running away from Yahoo
Falling Angels
Yahoo
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[05.(06~08).13]
[[MORE]]I forgot the date on this, since I didn’t record it, and this post is a week and a half late.
I remember a lot of running from officials in the beginning. It was the campus of someplace completely unfamiliar to me, and it wasn’t my own school. The environment was weird. Lots of open paved areas with chain link fences. The horizon was lined with… strange banana mountain...
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[05.05.13]
[[MORE]]Another relatively vivid dream—one I could remember for a whole hour. (By the time of posting, two weeks.)
I remember seeing a door in my room. It was in the corner, where my computer desk was. I don’t think I had moved in yet by that point, so my desk wasn’t in the way. I went into the door, expecting to see a drop to the ground, since this was the third floor, but...
peoplefkingsuck:
bitchytbh:
bitchytbh:
bitchytbh:
My best friend just lost her virginity bc she was too lazy to turn a light on and the boy she was with said “I’ll turn it on if you fuck me” so he did and they did..
AND THEY DIDN’T USE A CONDOM BECAUSE SHE WAS TOO LAZY TO GET ONE OUT OF HER BAG
And she’s trying to figure out when she last had her period depending on what homework she...
wordswordsworlds:
Those moments where you desperately want to say something but your mind just
dietchola:
there was this girl at my school last year and she fucked literally every black guy at my school and people called her the night rider so she moved
radioactivenipples:
some girls in the locker room were discussing how one in ten people are supposed to be LGB etc and ones like “omg then there must be a lesbian here then” and like 5 people looked at me
salonispeaks:
Literally the only thing I have learned from AP tests is that Chicago is a city, not a state, country, continent, or village.
APWH Exam
livelifetoitsfullest18:
Took the APWH (WHAP) Exam today with thousands of others. I practically died. Reblog if you took the WHAP Exam too!
As my friend once said,
W - We
H - Have
A - A
P - Problem
:)
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